Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.

The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.

by kerrita banana July 8, 2012

vulturize

to gorge yourself on something until it literally spurts out of your asshole.

kitchen nightwatchman: Hey fatty, don't vulturize!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!

by veteransuicidebomber August 11, 2012

Vulture

Someone who waits in a parking lot for a car to pull out of a parking place.

Harry spotted a woman walking towards a car in the parking lot and instantly morphed into a Vulture. He partially blocked the aisle and put his ticker on to indicate that he had claimed that parking space, waited patiently the car to back out and then zoomed into the parking space as soon as it became available.

by Whiteheron December 17, 2011

Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 15, 2012

Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.

I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.

by pandajack0 August 2, 2011

Vulture

Someone who you believe to be a close friend, but as soon as your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend is over, they begin to hit and ask them out.

After Alex and Samantha split up, the next week Luke asked Samantha out on a date. He was a vulture

by Anti-Product August 25, 2011

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011