A volcano that spews hearts. A Valentine Volcano is most often seen at a senior center when two older people are very much in love, such as is seen with Beatrice Middleton and her boyfriend, Hec Hanley. A Valentine Volcano is very hard to stop; when it erupts, look out! Your heart will be on fire.
Beatrice: Wow! There's a Valentine Volcano out here. (she kisses Hec)
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 4, 2011
Get the Valentine Volcanomug. If valentine's day falls on a weekend, or people have the next day off from school then they have a tendency to give pre-valentines gift if they are unable to see that person on the actual day itself.
by Karo Kiba February 14, 2009
Get the Pre-valentinesmug. by maddywasnthere February 16, 2010
Get the Valentine's daymug. A day to show that you love someone . To give them a little cards to show you are happy they are in your life
by kimberl February 20, 2011
Get the valentines daymug. Valentine's hangover has two definitions.
1. Something bad has happened on Valentine's day, and therefore you are depressed for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.
2. Something good has happened on Valentine's Day, so you are ecstatic for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.
1. Something bad has happened on Valentine's day, and therefore you are depressed for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.
2. Something good has happened on Valentine's Day, so you are ecstatic for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.
1. Molly: Why are you so sad?
Daniel: It was Valentine's day yesterday, and my girlfriend dumped me. I have a Valentines's Hangover.
2. Daniel: Why are you so happy?
Molly: It was Valentine's Day yesterday, and my boyfriend proposed to me! I have a Valentine's Hangover.
Daniel: It was Valentine's day yesterday, and my girlfriend dumped me. I have a Valentines's Hangover.
2. Daniel: Why are you so happy?
Molly: It was Valentine's Day yesterday, and my boyfriend proposed to me! I have a Valentine's Hangover.
by Little Miss Emo February 24, 2009
Get the Valentine's Hangovermug. 1 out of 365 days of the year to celebrate for your loved-ones. This is not to make people feel depressed if they don't have a lover, but it's a day to celebrate the joy of love.
by Leah February 16, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.
Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.
XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.
Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh
XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.
Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh
by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020
Get the Valentine's daymug.