Urban Dictionary

A website that started off good, then just turned into sex jokes.

Me: *looks up stick*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up pencil case*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up toothpaste*
Definition: DICKS
Me: goddamn it urban dictionary

by Christina-the-gay <3 November 17, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary whose every definition contains either sticking fingers into vaginas or sucking on a stranger's dick.

Don't believe me? Go on Urban Dictionary and see for yourself.

by Nikooties May 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website or app that you should use when feeling funny or creative. Can also be used at that point in the night where you will basically laugh at anything. This should only be done if you are with friends who are at that same point in the night or else they might think you are a crazy mother fucker. Another precaution you should take is that you may experience shortened breath. This will be caused by you laughing the shit out of your mouth because this site/app is the funniest shit you will see for a long time.

I nearly died reading some of the crazy stuff on Urban Dictionary.

by macobex1 March 2, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Inaccurate catalyst for ignorant, bitter, myopic creatures to derive silly words that may absolutely no sense for fun to satisfy their own lame pathetic ignorant existence. Can dish it but sure can't take it or post it.

You created a new senseless word?! Okay let's post it on Urban Dictionary cause that's the only place where you can find other dumb stupid words.

by EffU January 14, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A place that pre-teens/teen go on to search up there name screen shot one post that makes them just the best person and then post on some social media Manly Snapchat

Oi bruv I just looked up my name on Urban Dictionary it says Im loving caring and funny I got to put this on my Snapchat story

by Some guy called nick June 1, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A very weird source that just lets people write definitions. This means you PROBABLY shouldn't use this unironically.

Teacher: Hey {you}, where did you get this definition from? It's completely wrong.
You: I got it from the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Oh, that makes sense. You got an F on the literature test.

by aubsie November 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is a place that will make you lose faith in humanity and ... Just ...die for example.

Me: looks up Anna Kendrick Urban dictionary: " A sexy ass woman who is a celebrity who is in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Hey have you seen the urban dictionary it is like hell but a book online.

by sdssdd June 10, 2019