twitter

1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced

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by rivitoz June 2, 2009

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live twittering

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.

Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."

by deathwish124 July 3, 2009

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twitterite

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.

My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.

by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

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Twitter snob

Someone who only interacts with Twitter users who are famous and/or have lots of followers.

"I tweeted the same thing to that reporter but he ignored me and retweeted the same comment an hour later when that terrible actor wrote the same thing."

"Dude, he's a Twitter snob. What you tweet doesn't matter to him. Get somewhat famous first."

by Harry Hedwund May 31, 2012

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