turkish mudslide

When you give someone a swirlie but the toilet is full of diarrhea shit.

I gave qwerty1605 a turkish mudslide swirlie at sgdq

by trevor n things June 14, 2016

turkish poncho

When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.

"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."

by tide pod January 23, 2018

Turkish Frostbite

The act of eating peppermints, York Pati’s, and other mint type foods and then licking a woman’s butthole.

It’s hard to eat right now, my mouth is still cool from giving my girl Turkish Frostbite last night.

by Col. Nasty69 July 2, 2021

Turkish Vibeout

The Turkish Vibeout is the formal rule which states that one must ALWAYS get the lady he banged the night before out of the house by 9:30 am.

Roommate 1: "dude, what's that chick still doing here? I'ts 9:45 already"
Roommate 2: "ooo were just hanging out today, watching some movies."
Roommate 1: "GET HER OUT NOW! TURKISH VIBEOUT man are you serious? I'm trying to make some breakfast and have man talk with my friends"

by blowmaz December 6, 2011

turkish popscicle

When you fill a water balloon in the shape of a penis and put in the freezer to later be used as an ice dildo

ramming your vagina with a frozen cock, (turkish popscicle)

by that_dude_66 February 23, 2011

Turkish Litterbox

When someone shits inside a girls pussy and another pisses in her ass. Afterwards double penetration is performed without use of a condom or any form of contraception.

She was turned into a Turkish Litterbox.

by KidStealer42 January 19, 2023

Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.

“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII

by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 14, 2022