San Francisco Traffic Jam

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.

Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?

by frosty174 October 3, 2016

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

Bukkake Traffic

The line of guys that forms when they're waiting to ejaculate as a group on the face of a woman.

*Somewhere in Japan nearing 5:00 p.m.*

Japanese Jeff: Gooooosh, I can't believe the back up of bukkake traffic here.

Japanese Pierre: It's like this every day during rush hour.

by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010

sacramento traffic

RETARD CENTRAL!! Full of Non Driving Fucks

During my two mile drive through Sacramento Traffic, I avoided three crashes and hit every red light because the dumbass in front of me slows down until he sees the pretty yellow light come.

by CraZy E August 16, 2006

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.

Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.

by shtoven December 13, 2010

ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

by Blastmat February 15, 2005

Go play with traffic

something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment

sarah - lets go feed the hens

peter - no, go play with traffic

by grogsy September 13, 2006