toxic weeb

Someone who wants you to watch anime but gets mad when you watch anime. Toxic people who want to spread their SACRED CULTURE but want to be the only weeb.

Weeb: Hey! You should go watch Naruto!
You: No I think I'm good.
Weeb: NOOOOO! Watch it!
You: Maybe another time.
Weeb: Watch it NOW!
You:OK fine!
Weeb: NoOOooOOoOO you'll never be as weeb as ME!
You: OMG your such a TOXIC WEEB!

by cheezet boi February 10, 2021

Toxic Taco

A vagina, or taco, that is toxic. Usually ridden with multiple STDs, it's very gross, and is similar to muff cabbage. Also anything from Taco Bell, or Taco Bueno.

Damn! That whore had a really toxic taco!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011

toxic evangelism

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.

Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."

by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010

toxic shipper

someone who forces a ship they like on other people and hates on people who don't like it. most of the time, they're either horny little fucks or people who think their ship is canon. these people will purposefully find art/headcanons/fanfic for a ship they hate just to fuck everyone up in the comments. they are disgusting pieces of shit, and they ruin the fandom.

person #1: i really like komamiki... i think it's a great ship but you don't have to ship it, just wanted to let you guys know that they're an otp for me
person #2: omg i don't ship them but they're cute
person #3: ew no komamiki is toxic! komahina and band aid are canon!!1!!!!1!1!
person #1: i'm sorry i guess you're right
person #2: shut the fuck up, person #3 is a toxic shipper. don't listen to them
(btw i ship komahina and band aid don't attack me lol. i actually just think the stans are scary as fuck)

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

Toxic Turtle

Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").

John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.

by house rules July 6, 2009

Toxic Constitutionalism

The act of taking the United States constitution so far, that it becomes toxic towards others.

“Hey, did you hear Todd down the street refused to wear a mask, and argued with the staff, at the local play?”

“Yeah, toxic constitutionalism sucks.”

by FriarTheTuck October 23, 2020

Cum Toxic

The feeling of having too much of your own cum in your body due to the lack of ejaculation for a prolonged period of time (ie more than 1 day).

The natural result of the continued production of sperm and related fluids that build up in the body if not frequently released.

Yeah it was great hanging out with a bunch of cum toxic dudes this week...

Look here... I've got a double-loaded weapon and I'm not afraid to use it... I'm cum toxic!

I've got cum toxins coming out of my pores!

by Captain Trifucta February 7, 2010