crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023

Doo doo torpedoes

Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.

Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.

by 123bdk October 6, 2023

Dirty Torpedo

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

by Zkod December 5, 2020

Temporal Torpedo

Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.

1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"

by BrayIsTheWay August 4, 2022

Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.

My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.

by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022