tooney

A Canadian two-dollar coin. See looney.

He gave me a coin, no bills. I said "What's this?" "A tooney." Damned clever, these frostbacks.

by octopod November 23, 2003

Toronto Bluejayed

To have coitus with a formerly attractive women that has lost her mind with cosmetic surgery

Take a look of this picture before and after surgery. I Toronto Bluejayed that stuff

by DunkSondyDunk March 12, 2023

Thronuts

Basically getting 3 donuts instead of 1 or 2 at any gas station.

Digg was so keeshed at the park, that he went to QT for some thronuts!

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeeegg July 10, 2009

toon horny

when you are attracted to a cartoon character

I got toon horny after seeing Daphne in a bathing suit in What's New Scooby Doo.

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

claim the throne

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit

The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"

by CaptCouch May 22, 2016

toronto maple leafs

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"

by Hockey Fan October 16, 2005

Toronto Make Believes

In Nhl hockey , teams are often given derogatory and funny nicknames by fans of opposing teams. In the case of the Toronto Maple Leafs one such name is "the Toronto Make Believes " or "Toronto Make Believes" which infers they are a team that plays make believe hockey. It suggests a vision of children playing in a playground , not grown men playing real NHL level hockey.

The Toronto Make Believes have no hope of winning the stanley cup again.

by Excellente May 28, 2018