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Pulling a Tooney 

A poor excuse to get out of doing something that thus person is too shy, lazy, or unsociable to do. Named after the infamous Daniel Toone (1991 AD).

Or pulling a member of society called Toone by the hair, either on head or pubic region.
Pulling a Tooney - "I can't come out, I have jetlag."

"I had to sign out, I thought I was ill but it turns out I was just hungry"

E.G Tooney is one lazy bastard, thus the term Pulling a Tooney to get out of something.
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Toomeyed 

When a politician runs for office on the premise that he has principles and will defend a particular position, but abandons those principles during his first term, the people who voted for him have been "Toomeyed".
The Jr. Senator from PA ran in 2010 as a staunch defender of the 2nd amendment, assumed office in 2011, and in 2013 Toomeyed the voters by joining with with the likes of Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein in a "Yes" vote for cloture on S 649.
Toomeyed by Ewussor April 13, 2013
Named after Senator Patrick Toomey (R) from Pennsylvania who is notorious for ignoring his constituents (he held zero in-person town halls since becoming elected in 2016 throughout key policy discussions including the appointment of various cabinet members requiring Senate approval to debating health care legislation, and he received tens of thousands of faxes from constituents who were unable to reach him using his email or phone), to toomey someone is to wilfully ignore them, especially in cases where it is one's job to pay attention to them.
Person A: Can you believe it?! That tech support guy just hung up on me!

Person B: Dude, you've just been toomeyed.
toomey by citizen_grammarian June 23, 2017

Paul Tosney 

Paul Tosney. A beast at Call of Duty and FIFA, but has a tendency to rage. Beware if you meet 'ii am paul x' on Xbox Live, if you have the stupidity to use a grenade launcher, cutbacks or such noobish tactics, you will feel his wrath. You have been warned.
*Paul Tosney, aka, ii am paul x, enters game*
*recieves grenade launcher to face*
'THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH IS BECAUSE YOUR MOTHERS ABORTION FAILED. AND STOP GETTING RAPED BY YOUR DAD.' etc...
Paul Tosney by TehJizzleInit July 26, 2011

Worse than Toony 

When youre an epic mastermind and genius supervillan. Everyone is scared of your epicness. Gamers rise up
You better chill because mind you im worse than toony

Im worse than toony gamers rise up

I hate everything about you by three days grace

Toonerville 

Toonerville, TVR, or just TV. One of several N.E.L.A. Mexican gangs. Probably the most notorious since they've been on America's Most Wanted. Some say they got their name from the Toonerville Trolley that used to run through South Glendale, which is next to LA.
Toonerville by eSe! August 30, 2005
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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