Getting toad

Getting unwantedly fucked by a disfigured toad-shaped penis, in either a literal or metaphorical sense.

The Browns totally got toad again on Thursday night.

Did you hear Sheila got toad last night? So happy for her. FINALLY.

Fuck man, I’m getting toad right now at work.

Stormy Daniels is getting toad by the President.

by Bl6nc0 September 19, 2018

toad job

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter

Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.

by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017

wonky toad

When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.

The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.

by willhelm654 August 11, 2011

Dat Toad

A really cool person, makes good memes and watches porn. A dat toad is also very cool. Please believe me on that oh my g

"Hey bro, did you see what dat toad was watching last night?"
"Yeah man, something bout a uhhh...... magical sleepover??"

by inklingthot December 10, 2018

lame toad

A perennial loser at Battletoading.

Garrett is a real lame toad these days. I just battletoaded him AGAIN!

by BattleToadKing April 23, 2010

cane toad

the act of humping someone

I totally saw you cane toading that girl last night

by Sveiven November 13, 2006

smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004