Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'
Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017
"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."
by SloppyToppy September 20, 2015
Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.
by doorbell master September 30, 2021
by Yomomgym December 20, 2019
A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.
by SidJihad November 05, 2013
(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.
(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.
2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.
(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.
2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.
(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.
(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.
2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.
(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.
2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.
by AitchBee August 04, 2014