Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2013

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 29, 2013

Carli Stanley

Carli Stanley is a beautiful sweet amazing best friend. But also a douche bag love you tho <3

Carli Stanley is a hoe :)

by Ayanna is swag 🤑 June 04, 2021

Move out my way Stanley!

When one has explosive diarrhea and has to make it to the nearest toilet. Also known as Bathroom Emergency.
*Taken from the movie Next Friday.

Oh no, I'm having a move out my way Stanley!!

by Knower of Useless Information October 27, 2017

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 14, 2023

Beer ballin Stanley cup dipper

This word describes the canon event/tradition of every person who wins the Stanley cup. The winners all must dip their testicles into the Stanley cup trophy filled with beer

Im going to put my balls in the Stanley cup filled with beer. I’m going to beer ballin Stanley cup dipper

by Pennypie33333 May 26, 2025

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 06, 2023