"I'm gonna break moons on that ass!" (I'm gonna flip shit on that ass)
"Imma 'bout to BREAK MOONS!" (I'm going to flip shit/I'm going to freak out)
"Imma 'bout to BREAK MOONS!" (I'm going to flip shit/I'm going to freak out)
by BreakAMoonSaveAHoe January 8, 2018
Get the Break Moonsmug. When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.
"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"
"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."
"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."
by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017
Get the break the porcelainmug. by Shake Break March 2, 2020
Get the Shake Breakmug. The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.
me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck
by it cant be November 10, 2020
Get the Thanksgiving breakmug. by LyonIsOffline July 7, 2022
Get the breaking baldmug. by DudeBroKowski November 18, 2021
Get the Thanksgiving breakmug. *goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*
You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"
*silence*
Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"
*you both fucking die*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*
You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"
*silence*
Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"
*you both fucking die*
by breadakita February 10, 2021
Get the Breaking the icemug.