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Kyle

An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.
Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?
by slenderproxy69 May 6, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee
by russianamish June 18, 2019
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Kyle

An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him
Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky
by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019
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Kyle

Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.
Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.
by Victor Devito July 31, 2019
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kyle

drinks mountain dew all day and rides atvs. most of the time a redneck and disrespects his parents.
Mom: Kyle, stop drinking that Mountain Dew!
Kyle: Fuck you mom.
by fiber the bot June 22, 2019
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Kyle

The coolest and most hot Minecraft hacker
ion even care - Kyle
by GAmeriiiing March 8, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is an extremely annoying fucker but he gets a lot of girls but he also can’t spell for shit he likes to get his balls tickled but only on Saturday cause he has boxing on Fridays he usually has a best friend called Zach but his best friend is the only thing good about him
Hey Kyle is a fucking dumbass but his friend Zach is cool
by Fortnite kid 13644 December 13, 2019
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