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Chris hemsworth is such an idiot
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”
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Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.
“Do you know Chris”
Showershitter Chris”
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Chris is a mega simp
You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp
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What can i say for Chris... type of guy to make you laugh and have a joke with your friends without wanting to fuck any of them usually medium to tall skinny and a nice guy, but stick him in bed with you and you won’t come out in one legs shaking and condom balloons everywhere nice guy and usually polite too.
Nicole:Hey i was talking to Chris last night.
Sarah:Girl how are you walking?
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A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
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I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.
by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022
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chris is very hot i love him so much he is very cute
he is a keeper
STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRIS WHO EVEN IS HE??!?”
*GASP* “CHRIS IS TLOML WDYM 😞”
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