chode

A dong that is thicker then it is long, it's common nicknames are 'dinner plate' and 'hockey puck'. There is a huge debate about whether or not the chode even exists.
Person 1: "God damn! John Brown has a chode!"
Person 2: "Slap shot!"
by Maximus Desimus Meridious July 31, 2004
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chode

1. A penis that has extreme width compared to its lengh. When erect, sides expand, but does not grow in lengh, only in circunference. Some say it's a curse, however people who delevop the skills necessary to use it affirm its a gift. Chodes do exist, however are rather rare to find.
2. Used quite uncommonly as the ara between the scrotum and the anal cavity.
1.
- Check out that chode! Massive width!
- Yea, and its expanding... no! its getting an erection!

2. I like having my chode licked, however not my anus or scrotum.
by GoldenCako May 25, 2005
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chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.
Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!
by Mikey February 20, 2003
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chode

A penis that is wider than long.
Katie finally found Tom's chode.
by martinevans May 26, 2006
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Chode

A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6
Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.
by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003
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A chode is either:

1)A small fat person

2)A dick wider than t is long

3)The area between ur genitals and arse
1)shes a ryt chode

2)He told me 2 suk his chode

3)Ur mum lickd my chode

by floyd94 January 14, 2009
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Chode

I very small penis that no girl would want in her
Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes
by Tiffany Hodge May 07, 2009
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