Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021

Carrot Snapper

The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk

His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.

by colatheproto May 2, 2023

cinnamon snapper

noun

The vagina of a redheaded woman

You know that blonde girl I'm dating, turns out she has a cinnamon snapper!

by sue-donnim March 10, 2016

Tub Snapper

A person who sits in the tub and farts, while snapping at the bubbles. A classic 5150 and an endangered species. The Tub Snapper should be returned to the water if caught and is not good for eating. As the name suggests, they snap. (And at more than just their own farts bubbles)

Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is a total Tub Snapper.

by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025

Snapper

What is a snapper?

I’m a snapper?

by anonymous March 27, 2022

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Snapper

A retard. Someone that lacks the mental where withal to use zippers or buttons, can only utilize snaps. A person whose mental capacity is lacking for even the simplest of tasks.

Jesus, you're such a snapper!

by drippysnaps December 7, 2019