raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock

My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man

by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022

Arabian Raccoon Pull

When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.

Bro im finna Arabian Raccoon Pull Shawn tonight IM SCHLEEP

by Zoodonym May 19, 2019

Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021

greasy raccoon

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo

I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.

by Quadzi November 30, 2021

raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.

Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.

by MadiJane December 19, 2021

Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014