Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).

Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

Holla Merchant

Someone who is too cool for School.

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant

by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009

Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.

"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant

by YhYhSound December 18, 2021

Karzy Merchant

A extremely loud unpleasant person who give's it Large all the time but once faced with hardship or trouble there ass falls out

Hey Greenwood your complaining about no work we get you a job on the gas and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant

by Knees up man March 29, 2025

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

Public order merchant

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.

For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.

by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025

Josh merchant

Josh is a loving and caring jakeba that supports you whenever you need a wank x

Josh merchant is hot

by HughJass69_420 October 30, 2019