Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

tip to crust

When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.

When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.

by tiptocrust May 19, 2016

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 14, 2015

penis crust

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

Summer Crust

When you jack off on a sandwich that you left out in the sun.

Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .

Scully- Dude your a summer crust.

Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.

by KING DAVO December 2, 2009

punk crust

a pair of clothing, usually tends to be a pair of jeans wore by a mentally unstable alt person for over six months without being washed or cleaned

person1 : why do your jeans look dirty
person2: cause ive had them for over a year now, i think ive only washed them once.... its called punk crust

by _l3astard January 18, 2021

vagina crust

A thick layer of dried up cum around the vaginal area

Damn girl, you need to clean off your vagina crust!

by iknowitstrue February 12, 2015