twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.

Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.

by Destis5445 November 2, 2017

Nasty Twinkie

When you shove a Twinkie in your vagina or ass, letting a homeless guy fuck and cum in you, then eats you out and makes out with you with the Nasty Twinkie in his mouth

Hey girl! I let this homeless guy give me a Nasty Twinkie last night

by Twatguzzler301 April 4, 2021

Linky Twinkie

When you cum inside a female, or male depending which way you swing, and when you pull out there is a string of semen from the tip of your penis to the entrance point

"I just gave that chick a linky twinkie, I think she's now pregnant...

by your that guy right now October 26, 2011

shit twinkie

noun; A cum filled turd as a result of anal sex. A sperm injected piece of feces resulting from rectal intercourse.

That new moderator, David Ryder, is a real shit twinkie.

by Ancap Fanatic May 23, 2017

strawberry twinky

When you get a cream pie while on your period

Damn it's shark week, my girls in a bad mood. Better give her a strawberry twinky to make her feel better

by Dick dongler June 14, 2018

Liams Twinkie

When someone (mostly homosexuals) poops in a sock. after they have pooped in the sock, they stick their penis into the poop and ejaculate. Usually they eat the poop Twinkie after but some leave it to rot

Damn bro that nigga made a Liams Twinkie

by Sam Tabor September 19, 2020