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vark scale

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"
"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"
by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009
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Trinary Scale

Evolving from the binary scale for rating females, the trinary scale attempts to incorporate the influence of alcohol on the binary scale. For example, instead of the usual 0 = won't bang and 1 = will bang, the trinary scale goes from 0 to 2, where 0 = never bang, 1 = will bang drunk, and 2 = will bang anytime
Jack: Dude, I saw this girl in class who was a legit 2 on the trinary scale
Sam: Whatever dude all you bang are 0's anyway
by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015
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Bud scale

1. An archaic term (preceeded by a number) to indicate the amount of beer one would need to consume prior to engaging in an carnal relationship with a given target.

The term is derived from the number of Budweisers (Buds) needed to overlook any obvious physical deficiencies.

2. Justification of self-induced beer-goggling.
1. Mr. White: Check her out man.
Mr. Blue: Nah. She's about a 6 on the Bud scale.

2. Mr. White: She looking a bit rugged
Mr. Blue: Ten says she's only a 3 on the Bud scale.
by Chumbucket August 31, 2008
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The 0,1,2 Scale

A simple yet sophisticated scale for measuring the opposite sex. Designed and made popular by the BCE.

0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.
-I'd never bang that chick.
-You're gay, based on The 0,1,2 Scale, she's at least a 1.
by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar February 13, 2010
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Scalely Delight

When having sex with a fish through it's gill slits
Jack's skinny dip turned for the better when he impaled a fish and began to recieve a scalely delight.
by rebel13459 October 1, 2007
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Sexness Scale

On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse.
I've had that girl before,on the sexness scale,she's a 7.
by LeahNicole April 6, 2009
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fail scale

a scale represented by Failions that measures fail in all matters applied

note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)
Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"

Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"

Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."

Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."
by iNhibotor March 20, 2009
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