Pocket Rider

Slang for a small midget prostitute with a deeply depressing wild side.

Sometimes I can lose my pocket rider in the dark abyss

by Pocket Rider April 18, 2023

fashion rider

Some one who rides exspensive scooters, bikes, or skate boreds and can't do jack shit on it.

Sean:nice scooter how much did you pay.

Jagraj: £550

Sean:cool, cool can you land a tale whip.

Jagraj:na just scoot around

Sean: fuck'in dicked 'fashion rider' kmt!

by badboy121 November 18, 2013

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016

scatter the riders

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004

Tip Rider

A woman who's all on a Mans jock, kissing his ass, wanting to ride his tip.

"Damn Son!! This trick keeps blowin up my cell and I want no piece of that. I'm sick of these Tip Riders"

by Twi-zan July 30, 2008

KOBE RIDER

Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.

COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.

KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.

COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.

KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.

by McRick_ September 16, 2008

Gay Rider

The development of misunderstanding the Free Rider problem.

Somebody mistook Free Rider as Day Rider, which in turn somebody else mistook Day Rider to Gay Rider.

See information failure

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 March 19, 2004