MUD PACK

It's what happens when you get your asshole invaded.

If you got fucked in your ass then you got your mud packed. The person that hit you in your shitter spitter is a mud packer.

by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 12, 2007

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Mud Clap

When someone contracts the common STI chlamydia in their rectum, often causing rectal pain, bleeding, and/or discharge. In women it can often spread from the vagina into the anus.

Hey Liam, did you hear Olivia got the Mud Clap. She caught it at Kai's party.

by Fuck_you_liam April 23, 2022

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The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.

Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.

by Joe mosler September 23, 2009

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Mud Knot

(Noun)

A term used to describe the location on a living organism (usually human) in which bodily waste is dispensed. Mud refers to the color and consistency of the waste. Knot refers to the appearance of the location; similar to the look of a knot tied on a balloon.

Damn, I had a terrible taste in my mouth after licking that Mud Knot .

by MrMudKnot January 25, 2019

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