A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:
- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination
Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.
Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.
Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.
- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination
Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.
Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.
Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.
by School Nurse May 18, 2011
Get the Fukitz Diseasemug. A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.
by Harsh Static October 8, 2018
Get the Shaver's Diseasemug. by zsia December 24, 2021
Get the michael diseasemug. Any disease that is usually transmitted via touching paper dollars or coins, and putting those hands in places on your body where they can get in, like a cut or other external cavities. Such diseases are The Common Cold, influenza, or E. coli.
My friend Mark's in the hospital from a dollarborne disease. He was diagnosed with E. coli.
Wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.
Dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.
Wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.
Dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.
by d4unit November 16, 2017
Get the dollarborne diseasemug. Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.
by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016
Get the stern's diseasemug. a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.
by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011
Get the Diseased Fatassmug. Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.
Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
by hannah parker March 28, 2008
Get the beaker diseasemug.