T disease

The disease that you correct people's grammar and spelling on purpose to annoy them.

don't come at me with T disease, that's so annoying.

by Not Professor Xavier March 13, 2019

Hoe Disease

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool

by We all have hoe disease May 23, 2019

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 12, 2017

dollarborne disease

Any disease that is usually transmitted via touching paper dollars or coins, and putting those hands in places on your body where they can get in, like a cut or other external cavities. Such diseases are The Common Cold, influenza, or E. coli.

My friend Mark's in the hospital from a dollarborne disease. He was diagnosed with E. coli.

Wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.

Dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.

by d4unit November 16, 2017

stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016

Wang Disease

a) a wang disease

b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count

Becky: OMG how did you lose so much weight!?!?
Me: Wang Disease

by @therealjonathan February 5, 2020

largeballzzz disease

A disease that can be acquired by smoking too much weed hanging with da bois for an extended period of time, or having sex with a homie's mom. Symptoms involve, extremely large testicals, and in rare cases a big pp.

when someone pulls up and your in ur undies you shout: aye bro i got largeballzzz disease

by Almahadi October 11, 2020