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the dreaded corona

another name for coronavirus.

generally this name is used ironically to mock those who are unreasonably scared of the coronavirus.
james: *coughs*
alexandra: oh no i'd better stockpile toilet paper or else i'll get the dreaded corona
by consumptionoftoes March 21, 2020
mugGet the the dreaded coronamug.

corona coochie

When you haven't been able to go out to get waxed or shaved your nether regions due to the coronavirus lockdown and things are getting sasquatch-ey down there.
Havent gotten a wax since lockdown began, headed to the salon to tame my raging corona coochie!
by shanniebananie June 10, 2020
mugGet the corona coochiemug.

corona smooches

When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.
Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”
by Licklicklickmyasss January 17, 2021
mugGet the corona smoochesmug.

Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020
mugGet the Corona Boardingmug.

Corona BroBar

When Bros hangout drinking in one of their house's because the bars are shut down by the state.
I went over Pete's house last night,by 11:00 that shit turned into a Corona Brobar
by Jimmapp March 18, 2020
mugGet the Corona BroBarmug.

corona vagina

It is a meth whores pussy.
by act1923 September 25, 2021
mugGet the corona vaginamug.

Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
"I can't play with this corona internet"
by _Olter April 4, 2020
mugGet the Corona internetmug.

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