A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
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battery game

A game played with two or more people in which you take a small to medium sized industrial or car battery, and in increments starting typically at 1 inch high, drop it on your penis. Once each player has dropped the battery on their penis from 1 inch, the height is increased to 2 inches and so on. Players may opt out at any time, the last man standing is the winner.
Hey Andy, do you want to play the battery game with Scott and me? Losers buy lunch!
by justthetip810 September 27, 2018
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lithium battery

type of battery used for low-power, high-reliability, long-life applications, such as clocks, cameras and calculators.
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Battery Acid

Industrial Acid for the environment to be screwed as sh!t.
Battery Acid is the next bleach and tie pods challenge.
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Double Battery Bank

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.
Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"
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Battery

This battery is brand-new!
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battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.
Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?
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