Jake

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him

Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake

by Palpamine November 15, 2018

Jake

Guy who abandons friends and blames them for it

You’re being such a Jake

by Herofraggo August 11, 2019

Jake

A fellow who commits thoughtless, inconsiderate acts; such as leaving urine stains on one's sister's wall or repeatedly making advances on an e-girl who already has a significant other. Will talk trash in online matches of competitive games, such as League of Legends, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seige, Rune Scape, Rocket League, Overwatch, etc.

Remember when Jake urinated on a wall?
Ahh, yes. I remember the wall belonged to my sister

by LeafFella August 3, 2019

Jakes

U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.

"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."

by Master Andrew October 27, 2018

Jake

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.

Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’

by Telitubby June 12, 2018

Jake

A Jake is a lying cheating kinda guy. He will string a girl along for the convenience of the relationship. He has pretty eyes and a cute smile, but that just adds to the his charm that he puts out there for other girls.

"Isn't that Jake?"
"Yep, he is at it again hooking up with some girl while his girl is at home."

by AngelFaceGossipQueen March 7, 2019

Jake

He Bussin' Bussin'. He got da biggest cock 'round and 'ain't afraid to slap ya wit' it. He cumin' all day and nigh'. He truly is a worthy one to be called Daddy.

Seen Jake? He Bussin' Bussin'

by Bussin' Bussin' May 19, 2021