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Testicular dancer

the exact opposite of testicular cancer... When a gay norwiegen dances on your balls.
my nuts hurt from ordering that testicular dancer last night
by rugerandcodie December 16, 2010
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Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.
Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.
by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018
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testicular migraine

"Man, you're giving me a testicular migraine... you're a pain in my balls"
by T3CHNOLOG1C March 21, 2020
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west testicle

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).
Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!
by divemaster September 22, 2006
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Fish testicles

1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present

2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "O.O"

Brian: "Fish testicles"

Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"

2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012
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Testiclenis.

–noun

1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.

2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"

2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
by P85 December 1, 2009
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testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.
John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.
by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011
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