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testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021
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testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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Testiclela

An annoying person that drives a Tesla... They are usually running their mouth about how cheap it is to charge their expensive electric car.
Here comes that testiclela John... He always goes on and on about how cheap it is to charge his $100,000 car. Moron.
by The priest 2 October 13, 2022
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Testicle Tuesday

A Phrase actor Jim Carrey used in his hit movie : Pet Detective
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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Testbulbrush

a lesbian poly ship that includes Test Tube, Lightbulb, and Paintbursh from inanimate insanity.
"Yo, have you seen those Testbulbrush fanfics on ao3 made by Crabby_Ky_Lmao? They're epic!"
by @testbulbrush on tt February 5, 2023
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testiclesbian

A lesbian with testicles
Basically a trans, gay woman

(A man who has become a woman but still likes other women)
See also: Prince Harry
Harry: *becomes trans*
Also Harry: has sex with a woman behind a bush

Meghan: what a testiclesbian.
by A random gay person April 11, 2023
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Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.
"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"
by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013
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