Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”
She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.
by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025
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Dude, I'm bored, wanna roll coal and trigger some libs? Nah, that's hayseed shit. Let's go Tesla roping!
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Men say tesla logo when a woman’s shorts are tight so you can see her vagina mark. Or when a woman has a camel toe. They say this as they believe it looks like the tesla logo
by anonymous June 19, 2025
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After that date, all my friends joked that I should get a Tesla logo sticker for my laptop—clearly, they thought I was into some interesting conversations!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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I didn’t cry when the relationship ended. I just sat there, feeling this... telanesis. It hurt, but it also felt like I could finally breathe again.
by TiTilda July 28, 2025
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Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station
by Fullgae September 12, 2025
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