Tailenis

The word Tailenis was originally formualted to explain a tail / penis like appendage on a small soft toy bear. It describes something which could be viewed as either a penis or a tail, but is ultimately indeterminable.

Tailenis can also be used as an insult towards men who act stupid, sleazy, creepy or in a caveman manner, to explain that they have not evolved and are an evolutionary throwback.

"Ya know what, I think I'm going to leave his unusual manhood alone, partly because I think it adds character, and partly because its inhumane to cut a tailenis off anyone."

OR

"Leave me alone, you creepy tailenis"

by Melisk23 December 17, 2009

teleboobah

basically a terrible insult.
call someone this when you are ashemed of them and think they are stupid

Person 1: i dropped my science fair project in a puddle this morning.

Person 2: gawsh you are such a teleboobah!!!!!!

by staceylynnecook November 11, 2010

Tejler

(n.) - an unidentified object used for fornication.

"I was fine with everything until he pulled out his tejler and then I was like 'woaaah buddy'"

by razzandKay January 2, 2012

Telecharity

From "telemarketer" and "charity".

A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.

Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.

Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"

John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*

Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."

by MizunoBara August 28, 2012

Telecapussy

A person whos always thinking of there imaginery mate or a person such as myself who can read other telecapussys minds

The telecapussy fantasised a big booty twerking on his little pet twig

I am discusted at what my telecapussy powers let me see

by Fallo all da May 12, 2016

taileena

A girl who doesn't care what other people think. She expresses her self in her own way. She is very random but she's not shy. She will do anything for her friends no matter what. She's a pretty good friend to have.

I want to be friends with Taileena

by envie03 December 25, 2016

telebevo

Someone who is addicted to watching tv. Especially your boyfriend/girlfriend who comes over your house and all he/she does is what tv.

"My boyfriend James is such a Telebevo. All he does is watch tv."

by Bobwowbob June 2, 2017