Tender

the goalie in hockey.

Man, Marty is a siiick 'tender.

by sexyhockeygal04 February 22, 2010

teige

Early morning sexual encounter with a co-worker.

Can range from hardcore spank my ass sex on your bosses desk to copping the opportunistic feel of your desk mates ass while they are bent over under their desk plugging in their coffee warmer.

"While Harv was bent over under his desk this morning plugging in his new USB device, I walked right up and grabbed me a handful of teige! Yeah baby!"

by The Original Pez April 14, 2008

swinging tenderloin

a huge, hanging down to almost the knees- penis schlong shlong sausage Johnson wiener penis dick cock pecker wang tube steak knob boner erection woody hard on

When Heather Hooters walked into the room naked, Dano whipped out his "swinging tenderloin" and heaved it into her slippery wet meat wallet and proceeded to satisfy her!

by stonesdano November 5, 2008

Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.

"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

by Eric shun March 22, 2013

Buffalo tender

When a dude sticks his finger in hot sauce and then up his girls virgin ass.

Tedd knew Veronica was a anal virgin so he gave her the buffalo tender

by Jenmarie1983 April 19, 2018

Ho Tendencies

noun.
Used to describe behavior that is inherently programmed into females because of sexual repression brought upon by societies need to restrict and deny human sexuality. Can take forms in many degrees:

*Also can be expressed during periods of lowered inhibition and/or periods of prolonged sexual abstinence (i.e. Spring Break, Mardi Gras, drunken nights).

*Or the actions of a nasty ass bitch

ex: Juanita has 12% ho tendencies whereas Orangelica is 60% straight up ho.

Ex:Two nights ago Yolanda got tired of her usual late night movies and went out for some action, resulting in 95% ho tendencies, a hangover and lost undies.

by Orgenlica Juanita Williams April 9, 2009

Tender

The word Tender is used to describe a person that is being a complete Pussy. Warning.. Tenderness may lead to Vaginosis if not addressed immediately.

Harold: Hey, want to play paintball after school?
Mike: Nah paintball hurts.
Harold: Dude stop being so Tender...

by ShaQueefah June 9, 2011