also known colloquially as "Tech", it is the only specialized high school in staten island so every smart kid on the island tries to go, but half of the school is from Brooklyn anyways. it's highly ranked as one of the best schools in the nation for no tangible reason. most ride the s79 to get there and those who dont are rich enough to get car service or have a car. it is barely trying to get more diverse but faculty is all white and play favorites so it's not working and there is always an insect infestation going on. you know everybody in your grade because Tech is tiny and overcrowded as fuck. you can get a good balance between education and social life there if you never sleep and kiss your all teachers' ass. everybody and every teacher thinks they're better than any other high school in the area (i.e. new dorp, fort hamilton). it also has a strange system of staircases where only one can access all floors.
I applied to Staten Island Tech because I didn't have another choice. It was this or Stuy or Tottenville but I chose tech because it's "more personal".
Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?
Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?
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pronounced jukeball
Tchoukball is an indoor team sport developed in the 1970s by Swiss biologist Dr. Hermann Brandt, who believed that "The objective of all physical activities is not to make champions, but make a contribution to building a harmonious society". His aim was to develop a team sport which did not involve the horrific injuries which he viewed as plaguing other sports.
A Utopian sport that offers opportunities for everyone from 7 to 77 to play, no matter what their physical condition. played with one ball and two rebound frames on either sides of a normal sized court. points are scored my shooting the ball at the frame in a way that it does not hit out of bounds, hit the crease, or get caught by the opposing team. there are no interceptions in this game, along with no physical contact.
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Tchoukball is an indoor team sport developed in the 1970s by Swiss biologist Dr. Hermann Brandt, who believed that "The objective of all physical activities is not to make champions, but make a contribution to building a harmonious society". His aim was to develop a team sport which did not involve the horrific injuries which he viewed as plaguing other sports.
A Utopian sport that offers opportunities for everyone from 7 to 77 to play, no matter what their physical condition. played with one ball and two rebound frames on either sides of a normal sized court. points are scored my shooting the ball at the frame in a way that it does not hit out of bounds, hit the crease, or get caught by the opposing team. there are no interceptions in this game, along with no physical contact.
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the tchoukball team scored an epic goal against the other team, chaos ensued.
tchoukball is an excellent, politically correct sport.
tchoukball is an excellent, politically correct sport.
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