Drip-tarded

When you dress really nice but are retarded

“That kids grades are so bad , but look at the outfit, he’s drip-tarded”

by Micpad January 9, 2019

Tardy tard

A retarded person who is late.

"Andrew is such a tardy tard"

by Big Beadla May 17, 2020

Inside tard

One who exhibits mental retardation but does not show physical attributes.

Must be an inside tard acting like that, I couldn't tell.

by MaxJohnson415 April 23, 2017

Tard Card

This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award.

Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"?
That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card.

by Roomba August 21, 2006

Tard Density

Or TD for short is a name to describe the amount of tards in a given area.

The TD scale ranges from from 0 to 100 where 0 is an empty building and 100 is so massive that only Chuck Norris could survive.

TD can be used either as an percentage or as arbitrary scale.

"God I traveled with the Metro today and the TD was massive like 80"

"I had a lovely vacation, the Tard Density was only around 5"

by uberEpicDonkey March 24, 2010

Grecian Tard

The actual meaning is a dress from a greek origin however in slang terms it is an offence.

Grecian - to look like a llama or alpaca species
Tard- idiot

Girl 1: hey that guy looks like a llama dont you think?
Girl 2: yeah he kinda does, i have heard he is such an idiot
Girl 1: well then i guess he is a grecian tard

by WillCollins April 7, 2010

Avant-tard

The attempt to pull off something as edgy, experimental and cool but fails.

"Wow. The band was totally avant-tard."

by Taryn R April 7, 2008