Tard Magnet 

Anything shiny/glowy/pretty that seems to attract the "differently abled" from miles around.

Made of shiny chrome and spewing sweet smelling soda the fountain was just about the perfect tard magnet.

Tard Magnet by joskarith November 11, 2004

Tard Anon

Someone who follows Qanon posts and LARPs. These people are frequently idiots who believe in unfounded conspiracy theories and make absolute fools of themselves being loud about it. Any attempt at conversation results in them calling you a shill or r-tard

These "Tard Anons" follow DJT as a messiah.

I was lurking on a Qanon board and it was full of "Tard Anons"

Tard Anon by QTurdStomper April 20, 2021

Tard-Tacular 

Retardedly Spectacular = Tard-Tacular.

You are one fucking tard-tacular shit head.

Tard-Tacular by Mike's Lil' Elf April 22, 2003

tard-wad 

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.

tard-wad by Meetah April 19, 2010

Tard Your Style 

The act of denigrating someone's stylistic choices.

"Dude, I'm not trying to tard your style or anything, but that haircut is fugly"

Tard Your Style by Inlovewithforever July 9, 2010

Tard Hole

The ass hole of a mentally challenged person. Its like being an asshole, except worse.

dude, johnny is a wicked asshole
yeah, but his brothers a tard hole
good point

Tard Hole by i like the women this much. July 1, 2012

tard dick

A boy or man with a huge penis but he is rediculously stupid in common sense and school

Spencer: All you gotta do is tell her you got that tard dick and you're gonna get laid!

tard dick by swimmer man July 18, 2015