Tampon snapback

When you're banging a girl from in the ass and the reach behind and sling a tampon to your buddy.

I hit my buddy with tampon snapback and it hit him in the face. Looked like war paint.

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

tampon treat

When you don’t know what your Gf is allergic to, so you bail on snacks and buy her period pads and tampons instead because the thicker they are the happier the girl will be.

Honey, I got you a Tampon treat. You’re welcome :)

by Dentor February 16, 2020

temporary tampon

What you call your penis when your girlfriend is on her period and you have sex.

I played temporary tampon with my girlfriend last night and it was gross

by slackersgirl2015 January 8, 2015

tampon farmer

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010

tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo

Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo

by Ace102007 April 22, 2020

jamaican tampon

using a dreadlock as a tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022