Taint Holders

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 March 1, 2012

Taint louis

A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.

"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."

by Foolhardy Hero November 29, 2015

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Taint Destroyer

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.

Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose

by Taint blaster August 12, 2014

Taint Nugget

Small to medium sized ball of what might have at one time been sweaty lint, but is now a combination of lint, sweat, grundle sauce, and dead skin cells. This ball is found in the hairs growing from the taint.

I was washing the back of my nutsack and found a few taint nuggets.

by Lowel Roffel July 23, 2009

Taint Pirate

A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.

Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!

by Spanky4679 April 9, 2006