by chuck92 January 31, 2012
When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.
My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."
I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
by Beaflord September 17, 2018
A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."
by Foolhardy Hero October 10, 2015
An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region
by RaisinCookieCrumble March 28, 2016
Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.
"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"
"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"
"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"
by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018
Small to medium sized ball of what might have at one time been sweaty lint, but is now a combination of lint, sweat, grundle sauce, and dead skin cells. This ball is found in the hairs growing from the taint.
by Lowel Roffel July 24, 2009
A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.
Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
by Spanky4679 January 31, 2006