Turkish Gamers

Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.

John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.

by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019

Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 05, 2021

Turkish Backdoor

When a man spits warm water into a girls butthole, thus loosening the fecal matter, cums in her butt and then drinks the water directly from her butt.

See also, San Francisco Backdoor

"Do you have any Listerine?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I gave my girlfriend a Turkish Backdoor and the aftertaste really lingers."

by Charlotte Hell February 19, 2022

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021

turkish poncho

When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.

"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."

by tide pod January 23, 2018

Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.

“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII

by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 15, 2022

Turkish Nap

Sleeping while working from home.

“I take a Turkish nap about 3pm between zoom meetings.”

by IIlIlIIIlIIl January 15, 2022