Trust The Algorithm:
A possible dystopian future and surveillance state where AI runs society and constantly repeats everywhere“trust the algorithm.” You must obey every aspect of life. Comply and keep privileges — don’t comply, and you quietly disappear. Free will is effectively illegal. The algorithm controls everything you do when you eat, sleep, work, socialise, go out, have children, and how to raise them. It would look like a perfect world with perfect people — disguised as a digital prison it would be a living hell. Those born into it will never know anything different.
Warning: This is already starting to happen— YouTube algorithms are subtly pushing us online already.
A possible dystopian future and surveillance state where AI runs society and constantly repeats everywhere“trust the algorithm.” You must obey every aspect of life. Comply and keep privileges — don’t comply, and you quietly disappear. Free will is effectively illegal. The algorithm controls everything you do when you eat, sleep, work, socialise, go out, have children, and how to raise them. It would look like a perfect world with perfect people — disguised as a digital prison it would be a living hell. Those born into it will never know anything different.
Warning: This is already starting to happen— YouTube algorithms are subtly pushing us online already.
Lee: Bruv, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. Every time I go on YouTube, it tells me what to watch… what to buy. I can’t even decide for myself anymore LOL.
Frank: That’s nothing yet, bruv. Just wait until the future, AI will control everything in everyday life.
Lee: Really, bruv? LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv. What you eat. Where you go. What you think. And all you’ll will hear, all day, every day is— trust the algorithm, trust the algorithm LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: That’s nothing yet, bruv. Just wait until the future, AI will control everything in everyday life.
Lee: Really, bruv? LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv. What you eat. Where you go. What you think. And all you’ll will hear, all day, every day is— trust the algorithm, trust the algorithm LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026
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When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".
A normal man walks into Harry's car shop
"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."
"I don't trust like that... Open that button"
"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"
"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"
"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."
"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."
"I don't trust like that... Open that button"
"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"
"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"
"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."
by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017
Get the I don't trust like that mug.The Korean actors and co-stars Son Ye Jin and Hyun Bin (aka BinJin) were photographed grocery shopping together in LA (not in their home country). Though they deny that they are dating, BinJin shippers use this as evidence they really are dating -In Grocery We Trust
by priscillastump May 31, 2020
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*playing among us*
blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me
blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me
by Empress Jihyo October 21, 2020
Get the dude just trust me mug.A secondary school located in charlton,London.It has the same amount of students as your dad does side chicks.The head teacher looks like what Roald Dahl should look like,and the kids are either on drugs or depressed-In some cases it’s both.
Eg;
Intellectual: ‘What school do you go to?’
Student: ‘ Do you know Royal Greenwich trust school?’
Intellectual: ‘oh-the sexist one with the ratchet uniforms? Yeah I know that One.’
Intellectual: ‘What school do you go to?’
Student: ‘ Do you know Royal Greenwich trust school?’
Intellectual: ‘oh-the sexist one with the ratchet uniforms? Yeah I know that One.’
by Your mamas a H0E October 8, 2019
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A mixture of "You know it!" and "Duh!"
A sassy way of saying, "Have trust in me!"
A mixture of "You know it!" and "Duh!"
A sassy way of saying, "Have trust in me!"
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