alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen

by Jakdeez February 18, 2017

torpedo tail

When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue

Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.

by NotGarysFriend November 01, 2013

Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.

I just saw them fire broton torpedos.

by RockGod1985 April 21, 2016

Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 20, 2024

Fluffy torpedo

A hairy penis.

We saw him naked, he had a fluffy torpedo!

by Dreamsofoldmen March 30, 2024

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 15, 2023

bitch torpedo

When a jealous girl sends the girl you like a string of lies and torpedos your relationship.

Bitch Torpedo: A verbal lie from a third party that ruins a prospective relationship.

by Apopolouis November 11, 2014