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Trump Toll

The number of avoidable corona infections and deaths, and the number of jobs lost, businesses destroyed, and futures compromised or shattered due to the ineptitude of Donald J. Trump, whose selfish actions and inactions make him the worst US president or head of state in modern history.
Trump toll shows that good governance, not developed public infrastructure, is the variable that determines the success or failure for a country in containing the coronavirus crisis.
by MathPlus February 16, 2021
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tolentino

Tolentino refers to a gathering of the Gods. Kind of like how the Greek Gods and Goddesses would gather at Mount Olympus, a tolentino is the gathering of a powerhouse family into one room, or can also directly refer to a powerhouse family.
"Holy shit did you see that?"
"See what?"
"The Monroes are having a tolentino."
"Duh, only tolentino families can have a tolentino."
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Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
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It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.
Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.
by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017
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toll booth chicken

Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).

If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.

NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.

See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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Tolerhate

To hate something but tolerate it in your daily life.
Family reunions were always tough for John as he had to tolerhate most of his in-laws.
by TCGen July 15, 2009
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,

She was looking kinda dum..
Shreck: *Opens Door*

Everyone : Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
by ZeyadiDaddy May 27, 2019
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