totth

when someone can’t spell tooth

“hi”
“hey”
“where did you get that money”
“the totth fæûïrë”

by Youjustgot.lokid December 13, 2021

Totting

Toilet reading Tott-ing past tense for someone reading on the toilet. The word is a combination of tot from toilet and Reading the ing is past tense. Derived from my mother who asked about a term or phrase to describe sitting on the toilet reading.

I am just going for a totting be back soon.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

Tottom

A masculine gay man who is a bottom but assumed to be a top

It's so frustrating being a tottom. I only get hit on by bottoms.

by Tottom January 19, 2022

Tottynoucs

suck me off rn.

Person: Tottynoucs
Other person: bet

by lynnylover February 25, 2022

TOFTS

Too Old For This Shit

Me: let’s start a band!
Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.

Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!

by TOFTSUSA May 21, 2022

totties

A word meaning titties, but for fat men

Let me hold them big ol totties

by dfggdfgfdgtgd June 22, 2022

Totting out

When your cat is so happy that they lay out on their back, belly to the sky and paws curled by their face. Living their best life with not a care in the world.

Look at our cat Tater, he’s totting out right now.

by Tatertotting June 30, 2022