A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.
by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018
Get the Congress of the Cowmug. This superior cow was smart enough to escape its fenced area but arrogant enough to remain JUST on the other side of the fence to mock its lesser bretheren.
by ILOVESTUPIDWORDS August 15, 2011
Get the Freedom Cowmug. by DaHolmes February 9, 2023
Get the Cow Hampshiremug. A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.
by Bob is always right November 22, 2016
Get the mountain cowmug. i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!
by lacy. November 2, 2010
Get the brandon cowmug. To pass the time, Bessie the cow and her friend Elsie like to play a version of a game they saw at the county fair.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
by 0mnip0tent November 6, 2020
Get the Bessie the cowmug. When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.
by Xx_Gay_Sonic_xX September 24, 2022
Get the cow techniquemug.