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Casual Squirts

Thats when you find out you have the diahrea while shitting.
No big rush, no mad panic, just a little pressure reminiscent of a large delivery, oh no, that's the casual squirts..
by Deemaninc February 14, 2018
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brown squirt

When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off
Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!
by MRizzle December 19, 2013
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squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is
You girls getting ready to start squirting September?
by Annskd December 1, 2017
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Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR
Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?
by bruhlarke September 2, 2022
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queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.
Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011
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corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.
"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"
by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011
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Booty Squirts

After a night of drinking or Mexican food you'll get the booty squirts
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea
Dude I drank so much last night this morning I got the booty squirts
by Redneck Down July 25, 2013
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