Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.
by Nick er November 23, 2021

You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.
Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.
Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn
Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn
Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!
by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

by arwhgpsfwjdbkh December 16, 2022

French Actor, there is no exact date of birth known but rare interviews with the shy artists hint on him being born in the early 80s to the sound of Duran Duran´s "She´s a Maniac".
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."
"Mom, Dad, I have decided to have an Ralph Óene since the study was so hard."
"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."
"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."
by André Nymous May 14, 2013

by siddy October 8, 2022

He's anything but obvious. Is hyper sensitive with an awareness and observation of the world around him that is incomparable. Loyal to a fault and founder of consideration in all aspects of the word.
He is highly intelligent and way before his time. Lives his life by logic and analysis. Knows the difference between right and wrong though tends to make more unconventional life choices choosing to have a more lived/experienced life.
Be there for him and he will do anything for you, no matter how great or small.
He is highly intelligent and way before his time. Lives his life by logic and analysis. Knows the difference between right and wrong though tends to make more unconventional life choices choosing to have a more lived/experienced life.
Be there for him and he will do anything for you, no matter how great or small.
by ItsMeRalph November 23, 2021
