Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.

The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024

College plague

A place in which there is a group of sororities or frat houses around the neighborhood.

"Uh, look at CU and all the college plague."

" I don't feel like going to a college plague."

by Hatandle June 2, 2018

narc plague

The affliction or nuccance of being related to or acting as an informant to authority figures.

I was treated like a narc plague. Classmates would be disrespectful to me in choir, and the teacher who was my mom called them out for it, then they got mad at me. Pricks.

by Goldybobblehead December 19, 2022

Plague Bib

When a person wears a face mask or face covering covering below their nose and mouth, rendering them positively useless. Plague Bibs are generally seen on people who are skirt a mask regulation, but also worn for those who want to have their mask handy to pull up when someone approaches. Synonym: "chin diaper" which was coined on"South Park" Season 24, Ep 1 "The Pandemic Special

"Both the cashier and the guy behind me in the checkout both were wearing plague bibs. I am so going to die."
"That lady, Karen, she raised a fuss about wearing a mask and stomped out. She came back in with one on, but plague bib style.
"I"m just going to wear my mask like a plague bib when I go to the park, if anyone comes nearby, I can just pull it up. "

by dottie hinkle December 25, 2020

Plague doctor

Doctor

Sick. Doctor help I I I I I

Plague Doctor, he is fucking stupid

by Doctor124 August 17, 2021

Plague Blanket

When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.

Nazbols are anathema to the right and are ultimately plague blankets.

by Gunguy August 13, 2022

Irish plague

small penis

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'

by Getstheladies May 15, 2016