A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago

“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”

by stevenrama February 20, 2020

Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.

It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.

by salparade September 15, 2020

Neil

The most stupid fucking bitch ever. The most overrated piece of shit to ever Grace this goddamn earth.

Yo, Neil’s a bitch.

by Omammy October 22, 2020

Who's Neil

One of the most fundamental questions in the universe that has no true definition.A phrase often used by many honorary academics and noblemen.No one really knows who Neil is.Guess we'll never know

Math teacher:Who can answer this question?
Me:What is it ma'am?
Math teacher:Who's Neil?
Me:BRUH

by Yourebiggay October 24, 2020

Neil

Someone that says they are coming that doesn’t show up

Don’t do a Neil and not show up.

You going to Neil us this weekend?

Xxxxx “NEILED” us on the long weekend.

by anonymous October 26, 2020

Sleepy Neil

When you fall asleep on the toilet whilst enjoying some white cheddar popcorn with a dab of ranch.

There was a sleepy Neil in the handicap stall at the concert last night.

by JimmyBonez313 November 2, 2020

Neil

Skinny white boy with a small ass dick and has glasses and will never get a girl at all and will be lonely forever

That man is such a Neil

by Landonj58 November 3, 2020