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Lion-King'd

The moment when you are awoken from a deep, pleasant sleep by a slow rising but powerful blast of Sunlight through a window, forcing you to get up with the opening theme tune from "The Lion King" stuck in your head (featuring Elton John & Lady Smith Black Mambazo).
I was sleeping peacefully and then BAM!!, I was Lion-King'd and had to get up.
by The Brown Welsh May 22, 2010
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crotch lion

A dandelion that has landed on the crotch of an unsuspecting victim (naturally or unnaturally) who, needless to say, looks ridiculous and sometimes festive.

Crotch lions generally have a negative connotation and can be quite embarrassing.
What were you doing while I was asleep? Why do I have so many crotch lions!?

Why didn't you tell me I had crotch lions? I hope no one saw them.

Dude, I totally just crotch lioned you!
by nosiven May 8, 2008
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tipping the lion

To squeeze the nose of the victim flat on his/her face, and bore out their eyes with one's fingers.
Buzzed went tipping the lion again in Central Park.
by lysol February 24, 2004
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Mad Lion

Dancehall musician and rapper, who collaborates with the great KRS-One. Mad Lion is an acronym for "Musical Assassin Delivering Lyrics Over Nations". He has some serious, such as those with KRS-One, and some about typical problems, such as smoking herb and being accused of being a baby's father.
"Have you downloaded Real Ting by Mad Lion?"
"Yeah, it's awesome!"
by Joey the Lion February 10, 2007
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Ginger Lion

A ginger that has a tendency to roar during sexual encounters
Ashlyn: Damn that guy was a lion last night, I gotta fuck another ginger again

Olivia: Give me his number, I wanna taste that pale ass ginger lion
by RonJeremyforlife January 19, 2012
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Lion King

When you wipe your cum across a girls forehead and start calling her Simba.
I was having sex with this random girl last night, and then I pulled a lion king and now I have her name as Simba in my phone.
by StumbleInn December 13, 2009
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baby lion

A cute little girl who is very sexy. As cute as a little lion cub and very fistey and playfull. Very rare to find
awww baby lionn - basicly a hidden emotion that you want to fuck them.
by RBVMLX March 11, 2008
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