The moment when you are awoken from a deep, pleasant sleep by a slow rising but powerful blast of Sunlight through a window, forcing you to get up with the opening theme tune from "The Lion King" stuck in your head (featuring Elton John & Lady Smith Black Mambazo).
by The Brown Welsh May 22, 2010

A dandelion that has landed on the crotch of an unsuspecting victim (naturally or unnaturally) who, needless to say, looks ridiculous and sometimes festive.
Crotch lions generally have a negative connotation and can be quite embarrassing.
Crotch lions generally have a negative connotation and can be quite embarrassing.
What were you doing while I was asleep? Why do I have so many crotch lions!?
Why didn't you tell me I had crotch lions? I hope no one saw them.
Dude, I totally just crotch lioned you!
Why didn't you tell me I had crotch lions? I hope no one saw them.
Dude, I totally just crotch lioned you!
by nosiven May 8, 2008

by lysol February 24, 2004

Dancehall musician and rapper, who collaborates with the great KRS-One. Mad Lion is an acronym for "Musical Assassin Delivering Lyrics Over Nations". He has some serious, such as those with KRS-One, and some about typical problems, such as smoking herb and being accused of being a baby's father.
by Joey the Lion February 10, 2007

Ashlyn: Damn that guy was a lion last night, I gotta fuck another ginger again
Olivia: Give me his number, I wanna taste that pale ass ginger lion
Olivia: Give me his number, I wanna taste that pale ass ginger lion
by RonJeremyforlife January 19, 2012

I was having sex with this random girl last night, and then I pulled a lion king and now I have her name as Simba in my phone.
by StumbleInn December 13, 2009

A cute little girl who is very sexy. As cute as a little lion cub and very fistey and playfull. Very rare to find
by RBVMLX March 11, 2008
